Hello. My name is Ashley, and not only do I have the vagina to wear leather booty shorts, I have the vagina to wear leather booty shorts in the woods in the middle of deer hunting season in November. That, my friends, is doing it the Two Eyes in the Mirror way. Even when your thighs are bigger than most and have an odd tan from last summer, keep on rockin'.
But please be responsible and look out for hunters with guns. See picture #2.
For those of you who wanted to know more about the bruise on my knee: I tripped over something on my night out for Halloween. I'm not sure what it was, and no, it was not graceful. Shitty story, I know.
Speaking of Halloween, I STILL don't have pictures of my costume. ...
Top: thrifted J. Crew
Shorts: Erin Wasson x RVCA
Socks: Kohl's
Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell
The checkered top looks great on you! And I assume you didn't spot any hunters during your photo shoot?
ReplyDeleteyour outfit and setting make me think of the show i just started watching...Grimm
ReplyDeletelove that shirt and you are kickn' it Two Eyes Style
brett
girl you are looking so fierce...like right out of the Twilight movie.
ReplyDeletelove those shorts.
xoxo katlin
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hey, your thighs look great, and you own those shorts. you look awesome here, very editorial.
ReplyDeleteYou look fantastic! I wish I could pull of the leather shorts in the woods look. Love that shirt too! Heather
ReplyDeleteThis top is so gorgeous, this is my favourite pattern. You are ROCKING those leather shorts, they look great on you. You have gorgeous muscular legs!
ReplyDeletexJennaD
i have always thought you had gorgeous thighs. you look amazing. i wish my legs looked this good in short shorts!!
ReplyDeleteCharlotte x
You also have the vagina to say you have one. I mean, I always knew you did but the confirmation is good.
ReplyDeleteI think your thighs are freak'n beautiful, btw.
Super cute outfit!
xo,
Tracy
Those shorts are pretty badass. I'm a fan.
ReplyDeletei love ur leather booty shorts!!! u totally rock them!!!
ReplyDeleteHAhaha love this XDXD
ReplyDeleteand owieeee, tripping does not sound fun...
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you look hot in your leather booty shorts, you go girl! :)
ReplyDeleteYou amaze me. In so many ways.
ReplyDeleteAmazing pictures, I'm loving the booty shorts in the woods look! Very fierce! :)
ReplyDelete♥Principessa Gabriella
Call me immature, but I liked you instantly because you said the word vagina multiple times in an outfit post. Most people seem a little bit scared of the word ;)
ReplyDeleteI like the shoes & high socks here.
you've got the vagina to wear whatever you want. especially if you're gonna be all bold and wear them in the freaking woods!
ReplyDeletei'm still searching for the perfect leather shorts--those look perfect!!
ReplyDeleteMan your humour is infectious <3 it oh so much hun. What I absolutely adore about you is that you dont confine your choices at all! Rock whatever you want I say. Confidence and a laizzes-faire attitude are the key m'dear ^_^
ReplyDeleteEeli xxxxx
Hahahaha....love this one....and you better watch out....you may end up on the Hot Fox in Soxx website again, hehehe:)
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yay for knee highs and i love the plaid top!
ReplyDelete<3 steffy
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i have been a reader of your blog for almost a year now and i am so comfused what the weather is like where you live:P i don't know how you can survive wearing shorts when is so cold hehe!
ReplyDeletelove the shirt and shorts xx
anyone who can wear black leather short shorts combined with white knee socks and look this good deserves some sort of award...
ReplyDeleteFashionable Rose: It's actually been in the upper 50s and lower 60s (Fahrenheit) lately, so I wasn't cold at all! Looks can be deceiving!
ReplyDelete1. your thighs are not bigger than others. 2. these shorts look amazing on you. 3. i laughed out loud at this post! i love the whole outfit and the looking out for hunters pose!
ReplyDeleteGirl, you are rockin' those leather booty shorts! They look amazing on you!
ReplyDeleteLove those shorts!xx
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The pictures are amazing, the shorts look ace on you x
ReplyDeleteBahah I thought my blog post was scandalous but because you said vagina I feel better now! ;) And damn are those some sexy leather boots-and you're right you're so tanned I'm jealous!
ReplyDeleteoh, wow! awesome1 love your shirt and stocklings
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Good morning crazy girl in the woods!! Kisses :)
ReplyDeleteUmm, your thighs are NOT bigger than most first of all.
ReplyDeleteSecond of all you are still very brave to wear these...in the woods...with hunters around!! This is definitely a rockin' look for you:-)
Oh Ashley, you're quite the badass! And you look freakin' hot in those shorts! Your thighs are fine! I love the detail on the sides of the shorts; it's so sexy! You definitely need to have guts to wear those. And you pull them off perfectly!
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Emily
oh i have been wanting leather shorts for ages, i have a thing for anything leather lol you look great and i love the checkered top :)
ReplyDeleteGosh, you have pretty legs. (That sounded creepy. Oh well.) I LOVE your shirt.
ReplyDeleteAnd have I mentioned that reading your posts always make me laugh? I love them.