Hello. My name is Ashley, and not only do I have the vagina to wear leather booty shorts, I have the vagina to wear leather booty shorts in the woods in the middle of deer hunting season in November. That, my friends, is doing it the Two Eyes in the Mirror way. Even when your thighs are bigger than most and have an odd tan from last summer, keep on rockin'.
But please be responsible and look out for hunters with guns. See picture #2.
For those of you who wanted to know more about the bruise on my knee: I tripped over something on my night out for Halloween. I'm not sure what it was, and no, it was not graceful. Shitty story, I know.
Speaking of Halloween, I STILL don't have pictures of my costume. ...
Top: thrifted J. Crew
Shorts: Erin Wasson x RVCA
Shoes: Jeffrey Campbell