I'm at a rare loss for words, and I think it's because I haven't gotten enough sleep. I always get weird when I'm tired. I screw up my sentences a lot. Words go where they shouldn't. Tenses change when they should not be changed. I talk like a caveman. No, really, I do. I also am extra sensitive and touchy and on edge, resulting in random bursts of anger, like this afternoon, when I was on the phone with my boyfriend helping him with a math problem.
Him: So, you add the sequence together, and what do you get?
Me: Lemme get my calculator.
Me, rummaging through things: I don't know...where it is...
Me: I don't know where the hell it is.
Him: It's okay.
Me: No really. I don't know where it is.
Him: ...
Me: OMG. These mother fucking...CRAYONS...Jesus Christ! I don't fucking have time for this. You know, I have enough to do without worrying about this shit.
Him: ...
Him: Whoa.
I've came to the conclusion that I'm what I absolutely never thought I'd be: a high-maintenance girlfriend. Pretty soon I'll be popping out babies and wearing stuff like this and DVRing Ellen so I can watch Oprah now and the other after the kids are asleep. I never thought I'd be one of those people, either, but you know what? It could happen.
Oh, and for those of you who were wondering, I curl my hair with a straightener, because I have no idea how to do it with a normal curling iron. I am smart. Clearly.
Top: Aerie
Pants: the Gap
Shoes: Dolce Vita
Bag: Marc by Marc Jacobs
haha I am so bloody high maintenance, it's insane. I don't know how my boyfriend puts up with me.
ReplyDeletealso, I am impressed. I can't curl my hair with my straighteners to save my life. You'll have to teach me!!
Charlotte xxx
those damn heels are perfect.
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You are so gorgeous, everything looks good on you. I love this outfit, especially the shoes!
ReplyDeleteadorable outfit! im loving the shoes and the purse you totally rocked them :)
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i got a giggle from this post :)
ReplyDeletelove the bag!
gorgeous pictures and i'm loving those heels!
ReplyDeletecute & little
love the curls in ur hair! gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteGreat outfit and funny post, love the snowman jumper lol.
ReplyDeleteI think you do a great job curling your hair.
Your hair looks beautiful! I always try to curl my hair but the curls disappear after like 15 minutes. Hopeless.
ReplyDeleteI love your hair curly, looks great! I never tried curling my hair with a flat iron, seems to work for a lot of people, I need to try it. :)
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hey pretty! thanks for stopping by my blog. you have nice style. love it! followed ur blog :)
ReplyDeletexx,
Alviana
Haha, I'm sure you were just stressed, it's fine :).
ReplyDeleteI love your heels by the way.
Sarah
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You hair looks gorgeous darl, I curl with straighteners too! Those shoes just stole the show for me, absolutely gorgeous!!
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For sleep deprivation, you are looking pretty gorgeous in these photos!
ReplyDeleteYour hair looks beautiful (i curl mine with my straightener too)
Those pumps are gorgeous!!
Now Get some rest.
If I had gotten any less than my 8 hours a night, I would not dare to take photos. You look totally gorgeous. who would have thought!
ReplyDeleteGet some rest lady and just so you know, the blogshop is up. :)
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Tashrin
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Your hair looks super. And social opprobrium aside, there's nothing wrong with being high-maintenance. Most interesting women are.
ReplyDeletehahahah we totally all have those moments. at least yours are comical!
ReplyDeleteyour close up beauty shots are breath taking btw. I don't know how to curl my hair period, so you win this round lol
Love this casual laid back look
ReplyDeleteThose shoes are KILLER, in every way!!!
Please don't fall off of them.
Brett
Love this outfit! Especially the shoes! :D
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I love how you earings look next to your hair!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm completely useless and highstrung without the proper amount of sleep, too. Please don't resign yourself to that scary existence you described just yet!
Please oh Please for the love of God, wear that sweater. It's gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously? I hear ya. I'm the same exact way. When I'm sleep deprived, like now, cuz twins, words are hard and I get super cranky with my lovely husband. When I hear "whoa", I know I'm in a downward spiral of shit.
LOVE those shoes so very much. And that bag is yummy. Your hair is magnificent. I use a flat iron to curl as well sometimes. It gives a tighter curl for some odd reason.
xoxoxo,
Tracy
i have do admit i am laughing with most of your blog texts haha i am sure u i will never be one of those people who wear that particular snowman sweater even if u are 70 years old coz u are always very stylish even if you wear something casual!
ReplyDeletelove your hair like this!! never tried to use a straightener to curl my hair i usually use curl iron but the result of ur hair using the straightener is pretty cool!!
love ur shoes by the way! u should get some sleep this weekend!! :) kisses xx
you have such gorgeous hair, its really pretty. lovely simple look too, i really like the bag
ReplyDeleteyour hair looks FANTASTIC and i think that color looks just perfect on you! im in love with this outfit :)
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Wow you look AMAZING! your hair looks gorgeous and I love that outfit. You are one of my fave bloggers :) xx
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May I borrow those shoes pretty please? I'm a bit of a high maintenance gal myself sometimes- I asked my bf if he loved me because I am so down to earth and he just laughed- hmph! Curling your hair with a straightener- what a great idea! (I have no clue how to use a curler either!)
ReplyDeleteDid you just realise that you're a high maintenance girl?!? Hahaha!! You look beautiful and sexy! Bravo girl!!! :) :)
ReplyDeleteI too have no idea how to use a curling iron/mash up sentences when tired! But your hair looks lovely anyhoo; also love your shoes, they're amazing. And your earrings x
ReplyDeleteoh your hair looks awesome!!! i totally love your bag and those shoes are killer :)
ReplyDeleteCute outfit Ashley, loving the heels, even if they are muddy haha! Oh my goodness, I get so like that too, just like this angry little outburst haha =) Your conversation made me laugh though =D
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YOU ARE SO PRETTY- just had to tell you! :D
ReplyDeleteI'm with Nnenna... super gorgeous pretty, even sleep deprived. Too little sleep makes me first weird, then depressed. How to get curls from a hair straightener I still need to figure out.
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