American Apparel fans, what's your secret? Most everything I buy there either ends up being returned or hanging in the back of my closet. This double u-neck dress is no exception. I've been avoiding it ever since I bought it because it shows every little thang and then some. It's another case of a faux fupa (with an extra helping of faux lovehandles). I had an a-ha! moment (which probably came to me when I was viewing this blog, as she did the same thing with her dress, except she totally pulls it off better than me, most likely because she doesn't have tits the size of large cantaloupes like moi) and thought I'd outsmart it by putting on a skirt, since the top half isn't quite as bad. It worked well enough, except for the fact that it made my boobs look like I could use them as a tray to serve drinks on at a dive bar. Therefore, I'm going to be a pansy and not post any front views of this outfit. Look at my shoes and sunglasses instead, because they are lovely.
Tell me: do you own anything from American Apparel? What are your thoughts?
U-neck dress: American Apparel
Skirt: Urban Outfitters
Clutch: Steven by Steve Madden
Stilettos: Giuseppe Zanotti